Fermentation CAPTION CONTEST
Yes, as this photo and This Press Release tell us, September is California Wine month.
However, this photo offers us the opportunity to hold the first..
FERMENTATION CAPTION CONTEST
The best caption to go along with this photo, submitted in the comments section, receives a year long subscription to the award winning Pinot Report Newsletter.
The Caption Contest runs until next Tuesday at 11:59pm. Yours truly will be the judge.
What could Governor Arnold be thinking????
Hat tip to Jason at the Shipping Compliance Blog for pointing me toward this…great photo.
“Pumping Iron Horse”
Wholesalers Hire Terminator to use Magnum Force Against Under-Age Drinking
OOo, I love these big bottles! Cellared correctly, they grow such hairy little punts.
I told you my steriod training program would help out the Califooor-nia wine economy!
Arnold-the future spokesman for nanotechnology.
“Look Maria, I’ve got the whole wine world in my hands!”
“You wouldn’t think this whole thing would fit, but watch carefully while I bend over.”
“750 ml bottles are for girly-men.”
Mr. President, it is with the spirit of conviviality that I offer you this California Zinfandel to commemorate California wine month. May your stated sobriety not get in the way of finally making a sober decision. May you finish your term with a calmness that tempers your previous temerity. And, in the event that you give this fine gift away, let Jenna know it needs some air for about an hour.
The governator takes a stand on gun control with his “magnum for magnums” amnesty.
California WineGrowers today released the “Governator” action figure. The doll comes with a complimentary 375ml bottle of real wine as an accessory.
Luk, I can benchpress the whole California wine industry.
MARIA, HERE IS UNCLE TED’S (KENNEDY)WINE OF THE MONTH ORDER. YOU MUST FLY IT TO HIM ON THE PRIVATE JET. WE CANNOT SHIP DIRECT TO WASHINGTON. PLEASE MAKE SURE HE SIGNS THE RELEASE THAT HE IS OVER 21.
I guess my Kindergarten Cop quote got pulled.
Let’s pretend that I am a wholesaler and you are the public. Now bend over.