The Nexus of Wine & Astrology
Find out who you are based on the wine you reach for by reading this.
Then, go to today’s paper, open up the Astrology column and get a further idea of who you are. Then, head down to Madame Svalotsky’s seedy little place on the frontage road near Interstate 9 and add to your knowledge of yourself. Finally, after you’ve paid her $50, get back in your car, drive to the supermarket and buy a little Earl Gray. Make a pot of tea. Now, look at the tea leaves left in the bottom of the pot. See how they adhere to the bottom of the pot. Now you’ll have a complete picture of yourself.