The Most Offensive Wine Web Site Ever?
Yes, "Bum Wine". The Authors of the website explain their mission this way: "Call them bum wines, street wines, fortified wines, wino wines, or twist-cap wines. Whatever you call these beverages for the economical drunkard, this page explores the top five. So curl up on a heating duct and enjoy…"
Very nice, isn’t it? However, they do explore those wines we all snicker at but never lay out hands one including "NightTrain", "MD 2020", "Cisco", "Thunderbird" and "Wild Irish Rose".
However, like good wine reviewers, the authors to deliver on their promise of explaining the drinks. For example here is their description of MD 2020:
Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Available in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18%.
There’s an "Accident-on-the-side-of-the-road" quality to going through this website. You know you shouldn’t be browsing around, but you can’t stop yourself from looking as you surf past.