Boobs and a Brand: A Turnkey Opportunity
There’s no winery, there are no vineyards, there’s not that much self respect, but there are boobs and brand. If that’s enough for you then step on up. The price is only $460,000.
According to the Classified Ad over at Wine Enthusiast’s web site, Cleavage Creek Winery is for sale. It’s described as a "Turnkey business." I wish I really knew that that meant. Do you turn a key and lose money? Or, do you turn a key and money just falls from the sky?
Anyway, Cleavage Creek is the wine brand that believes fully in it’s product as well as the ability to attract the consumers’ eye by placing well-endowed blonds on the label. And believe m when I say, that label is HUGE. The owners have also been giving 10% of its "proceeds" to breast cancer research.
I’m trying to imagine the meeting that took place that inspired the creation of Cleavage Creek:
"Nope, been done."
Nope, the Aussies already did that."
"Boobs! Yes, Boobs!"
In any case, the brand is for sale.