Ethics–And Why Your Wine Will Not Be Reviewed
This is my annual post in which I inform fellow publicists and wine producers that I do not and never have reviewed wines and that all the wines that show up at my front door do in fact get drunk, but they don’t get written about…and never will as long as I am in the business of marketing or public relations in and around the wine business.
Now let me be clear, this is not to say that I would be no good at reviewing wine. In fact, I think I’d be darned good. I possess a certain flair for writing and when necessary I can use that skill in an economic way. I’m opinionated too, certainly the first requirement of a critic of any stripe. And, my palate isn’t too bad either. At the very least, I can tell the difference between a Cabernet and Chardonnay.
However, the principle at play is this: It is unethical to professionally assess a product that is a competitor of yours or of those you represent because you have a professional interest in convincing others to buy your product over a competitors. If it is not clear to you why this would be unethical, then I beg you warn me which side of the street you plan on walking down because it will be in my interest to use the other side. You simply can’t be trusted to understand right from wrong.
Of course there is also another good reason why I don’t review wines and won’t review any wines that wind up on my front step: The last thing the world of wine blogging and wine writing needs is another critic. Already there are numerous extraordinarily competent and useful wine critics out there. They do a fantastic job, particularly those that have been at it for some time. My addition to that crowd would likely be of very little value.
So, to put it bluntly….if you send me wine, I will drink the hell out of it. But it will result in no review. If you want to subsidize my wine drinking out of the goodness of your heart, send me your wine. If you want a good recommendation from an experienced public relations hand on where to send your wine where it is likely to get reviewed, then hire me.