The Intersection of Wine and the Penis

Posted by Tom Wark on Jul 12, 2009

The relationship between wine, this blog and penis enlargement seems to be growing.

(And I suspect the previous sentence will only increase the size and frequency of comments on this blog about the “devices that gain 1-3 inches in your penis size”.)

Now, as everyone knows, size doesn’t matter, whether we are talking about penises or wine. This is a fact despite all the growth in concern over penis size expressed on a number of blogs and the tendency over the past couple of decades in the world of wine reviewing to express excitement about wines said to possess significant girth and length.

Personally, I’ve never been concerned with size or girth. Nor, as far as I know, have any of my very good friends, who also tend to appreciate not the size, but the way a wine fits into the occasion. Still, there appears to be great interest in the issue of size as evidenced by the recent spat of comments on Fermentation by anonymous wine lovers who understand the potent link between wine and penis size.

Nothing else could account for this insightful comment that has shown up on a number of posts on this blog: “penis enlargement products and penis enlargement reviews that discover top penis size enlargement pills, patches, oils and devices that gain 1-3 inches gain in your penis size at www.penissizeenlargement.net.” Though clearly excited about the potential of gaining 1-3 inches with pills, patches and devises, this prolific commenter is challenged where grammar is concerned. But I’ll let that pass because I believe one should encourage the growth of passion where ever possible.

However, to-date, I’ve seen no research that suggests wine can do anything to enlarge a penis. In fact, the best research tends to suggest that when taken in somewhat copious amounts, wine can actually decrease its size, or at least its functionality. But this research only takes into account the effects of drinking wine and not the manual application of wine on to body parts. I look forward to this latter form of research.

So, since there appears to be great interest among readers of this blog in the interaction of penises and wine, I’ll try to keep a close eye on any research that enlarges our body of knowledge on this topic. To do anything else would simply amount to shafting my readers.